Drunk Uncle SNL Skit very funny!

This is one of my fav SNL skits ever made. Drunk Uncle is the man!
watch it here now.

E 40 beer commercial out Jan 2016

The E 40 beer coming out this month! Also here is the latest commercial sit back and enjoy! It's going to be a good year while sipping some E 40 beer.

Get paid to post on forums online!

Yeah that is right you can now get paid to post on this forum with all kinds of topics. Make topics or go comment on stuff and get paid every month!

http://www.mylot.com

I don't get any ref money from this. So this is just a little site to make some extra money I'm sharing with all of you

Happy new year ! it's going to be a fun 2016 !

I want to wish everyone Happy new year! It's time to have even more fun while sipping cold beers and having fun. Many new shows and blogging coming out this year get ready!

Drink beer everyday

E 40 beer release date last release date

Are you ready for a nice cold beer? well the new E 40 beer is coming soon! It wil be out Mid January 2016 And I'm excited. What can I say? Drink beer everyday

Give me my change! Crazy youtube video

Wow this is one bad kid! He snaps and goes crazy at the liquor store.
He does say curse words, so view discretion is advised.

Crazy kid want his change! Funny youtube video

E 40 beer coming soon! release date how E 40 got his name

Ever wondered how E 40 got his name? Well this is how he got it!
Check it out oh yeah and E 40 beer comes out mid January!
Also it's going to be in 40oz glass bottles and 24oz cans!
get ready for a great new year with lots of E 40 beer!

oh yeah drink beer everyday!

I asked you for a Cheese burger! Cheeseburger Josh Funny youtube video

This is one of the best and most funny videos on youtube. It's a crazy guy who wants a cheese burger and crazy in a burger place!

E 40 beer comes out soon! Release date!

E 40 beer comes out soon! Oh yeah release will be Mid January 2016! So happy new year! E 40 himself post it only here is a pic of the beer. Drink beer everyday! Monetize everything etc.

Things that losers say: everything happens for a reason!

No everything does not happen for a reason. And if there was a reason it's because a lot of people are stupid. But things in my life happen for a reason, and the only reason is because I make them happen! I don't wait around for other people to do something, I get it myself. Bottomline.

drink beer everyday. To hell with what they say.

Drunk Rant: Vermin Supreme is the only one fit to be President!

Much like Taco Supreme I am a big fan of Vermin Supreme. He seems to be the only fit to be President. Why do I say this? Well he offers Free Ponies for all Americans! Do you know what that means? Yes we all get to ride on ponies. That is just awesome.

I would actually be happy if he was President. This is what the country needs a man who is not scared to give us all free ponies. Also that hat he wears is just great!

Either way, drink beer everyday!
Vermin Supreme for President video

Drunk Rant: drinking beer late night and youtube

So I was up late last night sipping tons of beer, just chatting online then watched some youtube. Saw that new Home Alone youtube show were Kevin is grown up and still thinks about the events in home alone. It's so great and funny. Then also I watched most of Super Bad before passing out drunk. lol I did finish the beer. Oh what a hangover , never again lol.

But yeah that sums up my night. I really wish that E 40 beer was out now.I need it , it needs to get in my belly!

It's official E 40 beer coming soon! And it will be 10 percent alcohol

Yeah that's right that new E 40 beer is going to be 10 percent alcohol 40oz! Look out for it soon! comes in a nice glass bottle also. This is how he got his name !

Drunk chiling sipping 211 tonight

Just drunk and chilling. this is awesome man.
I am pretty buzzed.

Homemade Nachos last night! Don't they look good!

Yeah promised to share these once they were made! I took a quick pic before eating them. Forgot to take pics of the pizza though lol..

Drunk Rant: The E 40 glass bottles needs to come out soon!

OK I am going to tell you a little story. The other days I got some plastic 40oz bottles. Now the Old English 800 was not that bad. But the 211 in a plastic bottle tasted really bad. I am not sure I can get 211 40oz bottles anymore. But E 40 needs to hurry with 40oz in the glass bottle! And at 10 percent alcohol all I can do is keep winning like Charlie Sheen!

Drunk Poetry: The Drunk Bums

As I walk down the cold street I see the drunk bums
as I play the music and it beats in my ear drums

Bums try to buy beer bottles off me but only offer
bread crumbs, they think I'm dumb

It's sad to see them begging for beers
so many tears fell on rain drenched roads

But the drunk bums wake early to get the morning
shot of liquor, it soothes the pain and heals the liver

A river of beer flows in this land
But I command things with my sinister hand

Do you understand the struggle of the drunk bums?
Sip some rum, get drunk until the body is numb

A bee hums by as it flies in the sky
Drunk bums just want to be high

Please put some money in their hat,
they need another drink, because alcohol
is the only thing to help a lost soul think

How to get paid to drink beer

In this radio show I teach you the secret to getting paid to drink beer and doing hardly anything from home. Why work for a boss when you can get paid to open a cold one and chill til the next episode? Well here is the podcast enjoy! If you have any questions just ask in the comments! How to get paid to drink beer! Make money online BlogTalkRadio

Drunk Rant! Metallica comes out with their own beer

Ok I have a few things to say in today's drunk rant. First of all I think it's cool Metallica is coming out with their own beer. But I think it sucks it's only coming out in Canada! I mean who does that? Hopefully they release it for all us drunks here in the USA as well! Well it's time for a right about now. Get ready for this Metallica beer and get excited! I heard all about it at:

https://www.eater.com/2015/9/16/9338053/metallica-budweiser-beer-canada-collaboration

Drunk Rant! Why drunks should learn Drunken Boxing

Well yeah I am drunk most of the time during the day. And there are even huge chunks at night when I am just drinking like a fish. But yeah I think all drunks should learn Drunk Boxing. After watching the movie Legend of Drunken Master starring Jackie Chan, you can see why Drunken Boxing in the ideal fighting style of the drunk. Think about your are out at a bar or drunk at some other public place. And someone wants to fight. But you are to drunk to do Kung Fu or Muay Thai. So what do you do? You kick their ass with some Drunken master boxing that's what! Have a great day and remember drink beer everyday.