Drunk Rant: Why I am so lazy but still get paid

Today's drunk rant as I sip this wonderful 40oz in the am will be about why I am so lazy. You know if I work hard for a company and they sell some more, I am not going to see an extra dollar. I have no motivation. Yet at the same time, I love to do easy work from home and drink on the job.

I'm not here to work hard. I'm here to do what I want when I want and still get paid. For that is the drunk hippie way man. The dude is drunk and he needs another drink good morning and cheers!