Drunk Poetry: The Drunk Bums

As I walk down the cold street I see the drunk bums
as I play the music and it beats in my ear drums

Bums try to buy beer bottles off me but only offer
bread crumbs, they think I'm dumb

It's sad to see them begging for beers
so many tears fell on rain drenched roads

But the drunk bums wake early to get the morning
shot of liquor, it soothes the pain and heals the liver

A river of beer flows in this land
But I command things with my sinister hand

Do you understand the struggle of the drunk bums?
Sip some rum, get drunk until the body is numb

A bee hums by as it flies in the sky
Drunk bums just want to be high

Please put some money in their hat,
they need another drink, because alcohol
is the only thing to help a lost soul think

How to get paid to drink beer

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Drunk Rant: Best Drinking Games Edward 40 Hands

So I've been hearing about Edward 40 hands for a long time. It sounds like a really fun game. You take two 40oz bottles duct tape them to your hands and drink them both before the duct tape comes off. Sounds good but I think I would need to take a piss after one bottle. So not sure how the rules are on that lol. Either way drink beer everyday!

Drunk Rant: Can't wait to sip that new E 40 40oz beer

Man I just can't wait to start sipping that new E 40 40oz. I'll be making a blog review video review of it. A lot of people are excited about this beer for two reasons. It's going to be in a glass bottle. Also it's supposed to be I heard 18 or 10 percent alcohol. Either way it's going to be very strong! Yeah I've been dreaming about taking my first sip of this great beer. I'[ll keep everyone on here updated about the release date. All I know it's it is coming out soon!

Drunk Rant! Metallica comes out with their own beer

Ok I have a few things to say in today's drunk rant. First of all I think it's cool Metallica is coming out with their own beer. But I think it sucks it's only coming out in Canada! I mean who does that? Hopefully they release it for all us drunks here in the USA as well! Well it's time for a right about now. Get ready for this Metallica beer and get excited! I heard all about it at:

https://www.eater.com/2015/9/16/9338053/metallica-budweiser-beer-canada-collaboration

Drunk Rant! Why drunks should learn Drunken Boxing

Well yeah I am drunk most of the time during the day. And there are even huge chunks at night when I am just drinking like a fish. But yeah I think all drunks should learn Drunk Boxing. After watching the movie Legend of Drunken Master starring Jackie Chan, you can see why Drunken Boxing in the ideal fighting style of the drunk. Think about your are out at a bar or drunk at some other public place. And someone wants to fight. But you are to drunk to do Kung Fu or Muay Thai. So what do you do? You kick their ass with some Drunken master boxing that's what! Have a great day and remember drink beer everyday.

Drinking Beer again Plastic bottles suck!

Yeah the taste of some beers in the plastic bottles are just kind of nasty. Also I notice people are not buying them much at stores. Oh well I guess we will all have to wait for the new E 40 beers to come out and simply support and drink those. I feel E 40 beer gonna take over just like he took over the rap game.