Drunk Rant: Why I am so lazy but still get paid

Today's drunk rant as I sip this wonderful 40oz in the am will be about why I am so lazy. You know if I work hard for a company and they sell some more, I am not going to see an extra dollar. I have no motivation. Yet at the same time, I love to do easy work from home and drink on the job.

I'm not here to work hard. I'm here to do what I want when I want and still get paid. For that is the drunk hippie way man. The dude is drunk and he needs another drink good morning and cheers!

Drunk rant: Why plastic 40oz bottles suck, and how E 40's new 40oz will save the 40oz market

So as a lot of you have noticed the 40oz are being changed to plastic bottles! This sucks because it takes forever for a beer to get cold in the freezer. And then it also sucks because it doesn't taste the same. I mean even the look of a plastic 40oz bottle looks dumb!

But there is hope still E 40's brand new E 40 brand 40oz will come in glass only bottles! Oh but it gets better it will be 18% alcohol. So it will probably be one of the most potent 40oz beers ever made. I am excited to present you with the beer that will save the 40oz market. The E 40 40oz!

E 40 makes new E 40 40oz beer! comes in a glass bottle!

Yeah a lot of us were sad and upset because a lot of companies are switching to plastic bottles now. But here comes E 40 to save the day! He simply created a new brand of beer called E 40 and it will come in the OG glass bottles! E 40 has now saved 40oz beers! Let's celebrate my fellow beer drinkers! Just heard this 40oz will be 10 % alcohol. I'll keep you all updated about when it comes out!

Drunk Rants! I want beer delivered to my door now

Yeah this is today's drunk rant. As I sip this cold 40oz. I feel that I should have more beer delivered to my door and now! I mean I don't want to get a ride or walk all the way to the store when I'm tired. I want that beer at my door after making a call. That way I can chill till the next beer gets beer and never have to worry about going outside to get beer. Wow am I drunk I could use a beer right about now!

Funniest youtube videos Ric Flair drive thru prank!

Wow this video is just funny! I will be updating the blog with the funniest youtube videos! This is Ric Flair getting crazy at the drive thru! Man I love WWE but back then it was WWF!

Ronda Rousey is hot in this pic! twitter

Just saw this on Twitter and all I can say is wow!
Not only is she a good fighter.. she is just hot!

For some reason I can't embed the tweet! So here is the direct link to twitter! wow Rounda Rousey in Sports Illustrated

Drake VS Meek Mill Diss tracks reviews Drunken rants !

Yeah so I heard both songs from Drake and Meek Mill. I must say neither one of them was that great. I gotta admit back to back was probably the best verse I ever heard Drake so ever. But I mean compared to his soft stuff it did seem like a masterpiece. Meek Mill did good and brought up some good points, about how P Piddy punched Drake in the face. Well after all this time. I think the whole beef was a waste of time! Sorry I wasn't feeling it!!!

But then again who I am to complain. I am only the town drunk.

In N Out Burger once again!!! Hell yeah Double Double with fries

That's right was out chilling yesterday had to stop by In N out, and then also was chilling at the stores. Yeah here is my In n out burger check it out!!! In N out In N Out that's what a burger's all about!