Drunk Rants! I want beer delivered to my door now

Yeah this is today's drunk rant. As I sip this cold 40oz. I feel that I should have more beer delivered to my door and now! I mean I don't want to get a ride or walk all the way to the store when I'm tired. I want that beer at my door after making a call. That way I can chill till the next beer gets beer and never have to worry about going outside to get beer. Wow am I drunk I could use a beer right about now!